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[all] ? The Great North! ?

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? Here we live ?

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-? Here we'll stay ?
-? Oh, whoo! ?

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? From longest night
to longest day ?

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? In The Great North! ?

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[cheering]

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[? suspenseful music playing]

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[wind blows]

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Denny, who's this chump?

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Oh, what do you mean, Tanya?

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He's my best friend, Beef.

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Don't you remember?

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We met him in season one.

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-Season one?
-Well, that's what I call winter.

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The first season of the year.

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We all got lost
in that blizzard.

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Seems like he's lost
again now, eh?

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And almost dead.

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-Should we move him?
-Yes.

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But not physically, because,
well, we're snowflakes.

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We- We can't. I'm going to move
him emotionally

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because I'm his guardian
snow angel.

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And I'm here
to teach him a lesson

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about his place in the world.

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[Tanya] How did he get under
this moose's bum, anyway?

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Well, I'd love to tell you.

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It's a nice long story.

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Wait, no, no, no. Never mind.

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You see, it all
started this morning

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in the nearby town
of Lone Moose...

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[Wolf] I'm just saying,

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if ALF had gone
on for another season,

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I really think
we'd have gotten

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a lot of those
questions answered.

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But all your questions
were about how ALF has sex.

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Exactly! And I want
them answered.

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-[phones buzzing]
-Oh, town-wide alert.

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Mayor Peppers' getting
loose with these.

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Yesterday he sent one
that just said "Anyone up?"

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Oh, my God!

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Is this text for real?

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It's happening.

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L.E.R.K. Lotto!

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Lurk? What does that mean?

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-Oh.
-[Ham] Hell yeah!

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[all screaming and grunting]

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Hyah!

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[Beef] Let's go, let's go,
let's go, let's go!

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-Hyah!
-Oh my God, what is happening?

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-[Wolf] Whee!
-Oh! What?

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[Wolf panting]

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Okay. What the hell
is going on?

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That text from the mayor
was a L.E.R.K. alert.

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It's Lone Moose's year
in the L.E.R.K. lottery.

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Every year,
once the bad weather hits,

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you can count
on a couple moose

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dying in hit and runs.

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-Aw, sad.
-[chuckles]

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Sad and delicious.

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Those savory fellas

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provide hundreds and hundreds

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of pounds of free meat.

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So Ted's Folly,

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Whippleton, Death Cliff,

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and Lone Moose...

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Take turns as the claimants
of each year's L.E.R.K.s.

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If you say L.E.R.K.
one more time without explaining it,

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I'm gonna hit
my ejector seat button

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and you'll never
see me again.

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Oh, no, please don't
use your ejector seat.

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It's L-E-R-K,

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Large Edible Road Kill.

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And this is Lone Moose's
year, baby.

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Which means
it's Beef Tobin's year, baby!

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I've never heard your dad
say "baby" like that before.

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I'm extremely uncomfortable.

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Calm down, baby.

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Free moose meat
makes everyone a bit wild.

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And we can't be late
for the M.M.P.U.L.P.

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Where is that
ejector seat button?

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The M.M.P.U.L.P.
is the Moose Meat

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Picker Upper Lottery Pull.

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Mayor Peppers selects
a name from a jar,

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and that family
collects the moose.

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And keeps a quarter

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of the deceased bounty.

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[laughs heartily]

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And the rest of the meats
are spread evenly around town.

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Aww, now I miss Mom.

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We won the M.M.P.U.L.P.

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and gotten to collect
the L.E.R.K. a few times.

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This is the one area

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where dad has,
dare I say it,

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confidence!

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I'm not what anyone
would call a town hero.

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I'm not even good
at eye contact.

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But when it comes
to making the town happy

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by delivering a big old
bounty of raw meat,

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I am, dare I say it,

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the man.

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Dad's a legendary lurker.

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A few years ago,

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someone hit a moose so hard

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it got stuck in a tree

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and dad got him down.

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And one time,
an elk got knocked

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off the road
into the icy river,

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and dad retrieved
it with a lasso,

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as if he was some kind
of chilly cowboy

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named Shivers McGunns.

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Yee-thaw, Hamuel.

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Dad lost a toe that day

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but held on
to the respect of the town.

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I'll admit I do enjoy

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occasionally being
the most popular guy

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in Lone Moose.

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The prom king of the meats.

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-[gasps]
-[crow caws]

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[Aunt Dirt] Beef! Judy!

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Boy ones!

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Dear lord.

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I guess the end times
are upon us.

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Everyone I've ever
known and loved

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is probably dead.

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Well, that's enough grieving, Dirtrude,
time to gear up.

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[? intense music playing]

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[grunts]

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Well, hello, auxiliary weapons
and supply bunker.

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I knew we'd meet
again someday.

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-[chattering]
-[Mayor Peppers] All right.

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Five minutes
till the M.M.P.U.L.P.

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Oh, heya, Beef.

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I just wanted to thank you

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for that little thing
you did for us last week.

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-What little thing?
-Remember?

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When you shoveled our driveway when
we were out of town?

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[card playing]
? Thank you, India ?

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? Thank you, providence ?

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? Thank you- ?

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[Londra] Beef Tobin
for shoveling our driveway.

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Wow, what a perfect

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and very loud card.

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I can't wait to listen
to the rest of it later.

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-[chattering]
-Everyone, settle!

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[man burps]

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Dorothy, why are you and Jim
painted green?

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We were getting ready
to watch the Packers game

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when the alert came in.

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We just finished
body painting each other.

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Are you guys already drunk?

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I plead the fifth.

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-Fifth of vodka.
-[both laughing]

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Okay, I'm taking your names

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-out of the jar.
-[Jim] Nerd!

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I know we've all
had a lean year,

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with the pretzel
factory closing

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and that cult settling nearby

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-and stealing all of our produce-
-[cell phone ringing]

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-[cell phone beeps]
-Go for Lightning.

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No, it's Pepper.

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Sorry. I was just
trying something.

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Yeah, like Lightning McQueen.

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Never mind. What's up?

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Oh, no.

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Thanks for letting me know.

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-[cell phone beeps]
-Uh...

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There's some good news
and some bad news.

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The good news is the spotters

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say the moose is the biggest
they've ever seen.

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[crowd exclaiming]

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They're estimating

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two thousand pounds.

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The bad news is,
the moose is hell

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and gone up Absalom's Pass,

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it's way off the road,

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and a storm is due
to hit in about 90 minutes.

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So it... it looks like
we'll have to let this one go.

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-[crowd murmuring sadly]
-This is the worst day of my life.

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Unless...

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a certain local hero
wanted to...

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put on his cape.

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[Beef grunts]

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-[grunting]
-[crowd cheering]

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[Beef] You're welcome!

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Mayor Peppers,

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Lightning.

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In the words
of Katnip Everdeen

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from the Hungry Games:

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"I volunteer to get
that dead moose meat

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"for my beloved town."

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[crowd gasps, murmurs]

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Well, then,

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ka-chow.

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Oh, so the lottery moose

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is now on top of him.

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Maybe. You gotta hear
the rest of the story.

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Don't try to fool me.

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This is why I cheated on you
during our marriage.

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Wait. You cheated on me?

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Physically or emotionally?

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Whichever is the sex one.

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Oh! Well, that stings.

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All right, fine.
You were right.

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This is the moose that the Tobins
set out to get.

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And so we return to our tale.

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-[Wolf] Nope. No way.
-[Beef] What?

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[Wolf] Dad, you know,
I'm your biggest fan.

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Officially. I registered
the Beef Tobin fan club

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as an LLC
with me as president.

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-But you really should not do this.
-Nonsense.

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I'm just gonna go
attach the ropes.

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Then we'll haul
this bad boy roadside

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and get him
onto the trailer.

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After that, we return
to our village

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as conquering heroes.

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Dad, no.

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You have got
to let this one go.

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It's sweet of you
all to worry,

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but it's me.

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This is what I do.

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So, everyone hop back
in the van, and I will,

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and I think
I'm saying this correctly,

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B-R-B.

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Beef Right Back.

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-[grunts]
-[gun cocking]

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[screaming] No, no!

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Please don't kill me.

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I just finished Invisalign!

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-Jerry?
-Aunt Dirt?

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-You bitten?
-Ugh, by what?

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Zombie, alien,
mushroom person?

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Has anything bitten you today?

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No! No!

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I was supposed
to meet my sister

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at Maude's for a coffee,

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but it was closed,

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and there was literally
no one in town.

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So I came here,

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and there's also no one here.

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-It's like the, uh...
-Apocalypse.

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Yep. Not sure
what we're fighting yet,

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but we gotta gear you up.

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Okay, um...

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I've never used
a weapon in real life.

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Not even a sawed-off shotgun?

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No, but let me finish.

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I have used
every single weapon

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in every single
dystopian video game there is.

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-I was born for this.
-Good.

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Now the question is,

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are you ready to form
an unexpected friendship

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with a person
who is nothing like you

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but will teach you more

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about what it means
to be a human

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than you could
have ever imagined?

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Absolutely not.

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I'm way too
grizzled and cynical.

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00:08:04,484 --> 00:08:06,361
Perfect. I'll slowly
win you over

259
00:08:06,444 --> 00:08:09,280
with my joviality
and optimism.

260
00:08:09,364 --> 00:08:10,414
Strap me up.

261
00:08:10,415 --> 00:08:13,492
Okay, then.
We got to pick up something

262
00:08:13,493 --> 00:08:14,786
I stashed a while back

263
00:08:14,869 --> 00:08:16,162
for just such an occasion.

264
00:08:16,163 --> 00:08:17,371
-[growling]
-Get down!

265
00:08:17,372 --> 00:08:18,456
[groaning]

266
00:08:19,332 --> 00:08:20,625
Oh, my God.

267
00:08:20,709 --> 00:08:22,043
They've turned.

268
00:08:22,127 --> 00:08:23,177
Into what?

269
00:08:23,253 --> 00:08:25,003
Let's not stick
around to find out.

270
00:08:25,714 --> 00:08:27,882
I can't believe we got lost

271
00:08:27,966 --> 00:08:29,801
on the way back
from Town Hall.

272
00:08:29,884 --> 00:08:32,637
Yeah, maybe we should stop
drinking these roadies.

273
00:08:32,721 --> 00:08:34,305
Yeah, you're probably right.

274
00:08:34,389 --> 00:08:36,099
Give me yours.
I'll get rid of it.

275
00:08:36,182 --> 00:08:37,232
Hey!

276
00:08:37,350 --> 00:08:39,940
-[? suspenseful music playing]
-[engine starts]

277
00:08:45,108 --> 00:08:46,158
[grunts]

278
00:08:47,068 --> 00:08:48,611
Dad! Be careful.

279
00:08:48,695 --> 00:08:50,363
[grunting] Yeah. Yeah.

280
00:08:50,447 --> 00:08:52,407
And... here I am.

281
00:08:52,490 --> 00:08:53,992
Solid as a rock...

282
00:08:54,075 --> 00:08:55,125
[grunts]

283
00:08:55,201 --> 00:08:57,120
No, no. The town, I promised.

284
00:08:57,203 --> 00:08:59,205
-[all exclaiming]
-[shouting]

285
00:08:59,289 --> 00:09:00,957
Ahh!

286
00:09:01,708 --> 00:09:03,168
Ah! Ahh!

287
00:09:03,251 --> 00:09:04,502
-[thuds]
-[groans]

288
00:09:04,586 --> 00:09:06,588
[grunting]

289
00:09:07,922 --> 00:09:09,049
Oh, my God.

290
00:09:09,132 --> 00:09:10,467
I'm okay.

291
00:09:11,426 --> 00:09:13,428
[screams] Oof!

292
00:09:14,763 --> 00:09:17,307
So that's how the moose
got on top of the man.

293
00:09:17,390 --> 00:09:18,892
And now we're all caught up.

294
00:09:20,190 --> 00:09:24,480
All right. Should we put him
out of his misery?

295
00:09:24,481 --> 00:09:26,482
I guess I could stomp
on his neck a little bit.

296
00:09:26,483 --> 00:09:27,533
Tanya, no!

297
00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:29,444
Fine! I have plans, anyway.

298
00:09:29,445 --> 00:09:31,570
I'm meeting up
with my sorority sisters.

299
00:09:31,571 --> 00:09:33,531
We're gonna go
pick up some hotties.

300
00:09:33,615 --> 00:09:36,034
-Oh.
-Well, here's my ride.

301
00:09:36,117 --> 00:09:38,953
I never stopped loving you!

302
00:09:39,037 --> 00:09:40,330
[sighs in exasperation]

303
00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:43,416
Golly gosh, that woman still gets
my dendrites in a dither.

304
00:09:43,500 --> 00:09:44,918
Okay, you can do this, Denny.

305
00:09:45,001 --> 00:09:47,462
And if you do,
you get your snow halo.

306
00:09:48,463 --> 00:09:49,798
Beef! Beef!

307
00:09:49,881 --> 00:09:51,299
Wake up, beef!

308
00:09:52,717 --> 00:09:54,302
[? ethereal music playing]

309
00:09:55,512 --> 00:09:57,263
Denny? Is that you?

310
00:09:57,347 --> 00:09:58,515
Ha! You remember me!

311
00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:01,267
Yes, I got lost in that blizzard
with you.

312
00:10:01,351 --> 00:10:04,145
In season one,
which is what I call winter.

313
00:10:04,229 --> 00:10:05,855
Why am I here?

314
00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:07,440
Wasn't I smushed under a moose

315
00:10:07,441 --> 00:10:08,774
and on the brink of death?

316
00:10:08,775 --> 00:10:10,485
Uh-huh. But right now,

317
00:10:10,486 --> 00:10:12,111
you're in a bit
of a nowhere space.

318
00:10:12,112 --> 00:10:14,530
That's what we in the Guardian
Snow Angel business call

319
00:10:14,531 --> 00:10:15,581
"the betweenies."

320
00:10:15,657 --> 00:10:18,159
A place where I can help you
learn a big lesson

321
00:10:18,160 --> 00:10:19,409
that will save your life.

322
00:10:19,410 --> 00:10:21,121
Wait, you're a guardian angel?

323
00:10:21,204 --> 00:10:22,539
I'm many things, Beef.

324
00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:24,499
I also drive Uber
three days a week.

325
00:10:24,582 --> 00:10:26,668
And I'm an uncle
to four wonderful dogs.

326
00:10:26,751 --> 00:10:28,753
-Congratulations.
-Thank you.

327
00:10:28,837 --> 00:10:31,005
I can also hear
people's thoughts, Beef.

328
00:10:31,089 --> 00:10:33,079
So I know,
right before you passed out,

329
00:10:33,080 --> 00:10:36,135
you were thinking that since you
didn't get that large edible road kill,

330
00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:38,805
you might as well not go back
to Lone Moose at all.

331
00:10:38,888 --> 00:10:40,640
Oh, uh, yeah.

332
00:10:40,723 --> 00:10:43,226
I guess I did think
everyone would be pretty mad

333
00:10:43,309 --> 00:10:46,563
if I showed up back in town
just... me.

334
00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:48,314
Hmm. You think
no one wants to see

335
00:10:48,315 --> 00:10:51,525
Beef Tobin walk through the door without
2,000 pounds of meat?

336
00:10:51,526 --> 00:10:52,861
-Pretty much.
-Huh.

337
00:10:52,862 --> 00:10:54,111
What if I was to tell you,

338
00:10:54,112 --> 00:10:56,823
you're already important
in the town in many ways?

339
00:10:56,906 --> 00:10:58,158
Even without the meat.

340
00:10:58,241 --> 00:11:00,451
Well, I guess,
I wouldn't believe you.

341
00:11:00,535 --> 00:11:03,538
Well, then, let's go see
the life of Beef

342
00:11:03,621 --> 00:11:06,499
-in Lone Moose, shall we?
-[snaps fingers]

343
00:11:06,500 --> 00:11:07,833
[? ethereal music playing]

344
00:11:07,834 --> 00:11:09,669
-Town Hall. Huh.
-See that?

345
00:11:09,752 --> 00:11:11,004
The water fountain?

346
00:11:11,087 --> 00:11:13,047
Uh-huh. Remember this morning?

347
00:11:13,131 --> 00:11:15,781
You noticed the pressy thingy
wasn't working great.

348
00:11:15,782 --> 00:11:17,551
So the water wasn't
getting up very high.

349
00:11:17,552 --> 00:11:19,971
I had to practically put my mouth
on the spout.

350
00:11:20,054 --> 00:11:22,164
But then you tightened
the pressy thingy.

351
00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:23,391
And now, look!

352
00:11:23,975 --> 00:11:25,185
[slurps]

353
00:11:25,268 --> 00:11:27,228
Oh, yum. What a wonderful sip.

354
00:11:27,312 --> 00:11:28,813
-[Toby caws]
-Yes, Toby.

355
00:11:28,814 --> 00:11:30,105
I know we're running late.

356
00:11:30,106 --> 00:11:32,609
Roy got a nice little
drinky there, didn't he?

357
00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:34,194
That's all you.

358
00:11:34,277 --> 00:11:36,529
Oh, uh... sure.

359
00:11:36,613 --> 00:11:38,990
But that's not really
that impressive.

360
00:11:38,991 --> 00:11:40,365
Well, I thought it was nice,

361
00:11:40,366 --> 00:11:42,416
-but let's go see more.
-[snaps fingers]

362
00:11:43,745 --> 00:11:45,005
All right, we've arrived

363
00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:46,497
at the famous aisle seven

364
00:11:46,581 --> 00:11:47,631
of the Val-U-Buy.

365
00:11:47,632 --> 00:11:50,042
Here's where you made
a historical suggestion

366
00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:51,710
about how they should
put the hamburger

367
00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:53,253
and hot dog buns
on the same aisle

368
00:11:53,254 --> 00:11:55,130
as the regular bread
instead of by the meats

369
00:11:55,131 --> 00:11:56,466
on that weird rack.

370
00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:58,176
Changed so many lives.

371
00:11:58,259 --> 00:12:00,303
That's... not important.

372
00:12:00,386 --> 00:12:01,930
What? Beef, really?

373
00:12:02,013 --> 00:12:03,063
Look at these people.

374
00:12:03,097 --> 00:12:04,682
Finding buns. Easily.

375
00:12:04,766 --> 00:12:06,017
-Meh.
-All right.

376
00:12:06,018 --> 00:12:08,769
Still not impressed with yourself, eh?
Let's keep going.

377
00:12:08,770 --> 00:12:10,940
I gotta get that snow halo.
[snaps fingers]

378
00:12:11,648 --> 00:12:13,900
How much further
to wherever this thing is?

379
00:12:13,983 --> 00:12:16,277
Because I really have
to go to the bathroom.

380
00:12:16,361 --> 00:12:17,801
The world's our bathroom now.

381
00:12:17,820 --> 00:12:19,447
Just go in the trees, hoss.

382
00:12:19,530 --> 00:12:21,532
Ooh, you gave me a nickname.

383
00:12:21,616 --> 00:12:23,076
I'm growing on you.

384
00:12:23,159 --> 00:12:24,244
No way.

385
00:12:24,327 --> 00:12:25,495
If an alien bites you,

386
00:12:25,496 --> 00:12:27,579
I'll blow you out
like a birthday candle.

387
00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:30,083
Uh-uh,
you'll struggle with it.

388
00:12:30,166 --> 00:12:32,627
Your trigger finger
is gonna be trembling.

389
00:12:32,710 --> 00:12:34,712
-Will not.
-We'll see.

390
00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:38,140
[gun cocks]

391
00:12:38,141 --> 00:12:40,509
[woman] What the hell
are you doing on my land?

392
00:12:40,510 --> 00:12:42,804
-Don't shoot. Let me shoot first.
-[gun cocks]

393
00:12:42,887 --> 00:12:44,013
[woman] What the...

394
00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:45,147
Dirt?

395
00:12:45,223 --> 00:12:48,017
-Gloria?
-I had no idea it was you.

396
00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:50,144
These goggles
are smudged as hell.

397
00:12:50,145 --> 00:12:51,520
What are you doing out here?

398
00:12:51,521 --> 00:12:54,440
Zombie apocalypse
of some sort in town.

399
00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:55,774
What are you doing out here?

400
00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:57,527
Oh, I live here.
That's my cave.

401
00:12:57,610 --> 00:13:01,155
Got enough food and ammo in there
to last me 200 years.

402
00:13:01,239 --> 00:13:02,657
God, you get more perfect

403
00:13:02,740 --> 00:13:05,285
with each morsel
I find out about you.

404
00:13:05,368 --> 00:13:07,120
We were headed out
to get an asset

405
00:13:07,203 --> 00:13:09,789
I stashed in the woods
60 years ago.

406
00:13:09,872 --> 00:13:10,999
You care for a walk?

407
00:13:11,082 --> 00:13:12,792
Sure, I'll promenade.

408
00:13:12,875 --> 00:13:14,085
Oh, this is perfect.

409
00:13:14,168 --> 00:13:15,920
The main duo in the video game

410
00:13:15,921 --> 00:13:17,879
always picks up a sidekick
along the way,

411
00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:20,924
and one of them gets to have a romantic
relationship with them.

412
00:13:20,925 --> 00:13:21,975
Dibs.

413
00:13:21,976 --> 00:13:23,176
-[siren wailing]
-Uh-oh.

414
00:13:23,177 --> 00:13:25,346
FEMA's already here.
Let's get a move on.

415
00:13:25,430 --> 00:13:27,974
I don't want to live
in one of their colonies.

416
00:13:27,975 --> 00:13:33,020
[Moon] The moose slipped off the road
and he didn't let it go.

417
00:13:33,021 --> 00:13:35,371
He wanted to bring him back
to the town so badly.

418
00:13:35,372 --> 00:13:37,733
We searched pretty far down
and couldn't find him.

419
00:13:37,734 --> 00:13:38,901
That was hours ago.

420
00:13:38,985 --> 00:13:41,362
If he was alive, he'd have hiked
back up by now.

421
00:13:41,446 --> 00:13:42,572
Don't give up hope.

422
00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:44,645
The whole town's
headed here to search.

423
00:13:44,699 --> 00:13:45,992
We'll find your dad.

424
00:13:46,075 --> 00:13:47,744
[grunts] You're right,
Mayor P.

425
00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:49,704
He's out there.
We gotta believe.

426
00:13:49,787 --> 00:13:50,867
All right, everybody.

427
00:13:50,868 --> 00:13:52,831
Grab a flashlight
and a search partner.

428
00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:55,752
Let's bring our boy/dad, home.

429
00:13:57,086 --> 00:14:01,257
Okay, here comes a truly
epic Beef Tobin moment.

430
00:14:01,340 --> 00:14:02,508
[imitates fanfare]

431
00:14:02,509 --> 00:14:05,635
Whoops. I think you
dropped this, Zoya.

432
00:14:05,636 --> 00:14:06,763
I thanking you.

433
00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:07,896
No problem.

434
00:14:07,930 --> 00:14:08,980
Wow.

435
00:14:09,015 --> 00:14:10,349
I mean, just wow.

436
00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:11,516
Pretty impactful, huh?

437
00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:13,186
No. No!

438
00:14:13,269 --> 00:14:15,438
Denny, what are you
talking about?

439
00:14:15,439 --> 00:14:17,731
These moments you're showing me
are so small,

440
00:14:17,732 --> 00:14:19,025
they don't matter at all.

441
00:14:19,026 --> 00:14:21,777
Can't you just tell me what it is
I'm supposed to be learning?

442
00:14:21,778 --> 00:14:23,613
No. It's against the rules.

443
00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:24,864
They'll melt me.

444
00:14:24,947 --> 00:14:26,115
Who will melt you?

445
00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:28,117
I can't tell you.
They'd melt us both!

446
00:14:28,118 --> 00:14:30,619
You know what?
These aren't doing it for you.

447
00:14:30,620 --> 00:14:31,670
Fine. You win.

448
00:14:31,746 --> 00:14:33,247
Put on your big boy dungarees

449
00:14:33,248 --> 00:14:34,623
'cause I'm about to show you

450
00:14:34,624 --> 00:14:36,041
the five most
important moments

451
00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:37,672
of your entire
life in this town.

452
00:14:37,752 --> 00:14:39,337
Great. Now we're talking.

453
00:14:39,338 --> 00:14:41,463
You know, Beef,
you're being a bit rude today.

454
00:14:41,464 --> 00:14:43,590
I feel like we might not
even be best friends.

455
00:14:43,591 --> 00:14:44,641
Don't say that.

456
00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:46,227
Okay, I won't.
I won't say that.

457
00:14:46,302 --> 00:14:48,952
-Right, let's get going. Off we pop.
-[snaps fingers]

458
00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:53,684
[all] Beef!

459
00:14:53,768 --> 00:14:56,646
-[Wolf] Dad! Dad!
-Beef Tenderloin Tobin!

460
00:14:57,772 --> 00:14:59,107
[Moon and Ham grunting]

461
00:14:59,816 --> 00:15:02,193
-Hey, Ham.
-Hey, Crispin.

462
00:15:02,276 --> 00:15:03,903
Can I search with you guys?

463
00:15:03,986 --> 00:15:05,571
Yeah, thanks.

464
00:15:05,655 --> 00:15:07,115
It's gonna be okay, Ham.

465
00:15:11,202 --> 00:15:12,620
Judy, what are you doing?

466
00:15:12,703 --> 00:15:14,539
My dad's lost
out here somewhere.

467
00:15:14,622 --> 00:15:16,040
-Oh, can you see him?
-No.

468
00:15:16,124 --> 00:15:17,624
But Lisa Loeb and Ani DiFranco

469
00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:19,292
are on their way
over for wine night.

470
00:15:19,293 --> 00:15:20,623
-We'll keep an eye out.
-Oh.

471
00:15:20,670 --> 00:15:21,720
Okay, thanks.

472
00:15:21,721 --> 00:15:23,672
I mean, I have a couple of glasses
in already,

473
00:15:23,673 --> 00:15:24,723
so no guarantees.

474
00:15:24,799 --> 00:15:25,883
Beef?

475
00:15:25,967 --> 00:15:27,176
Where are you?

476
00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:28,386
Beef!

477
00:15:28,469 --> 00:15:30,555
I can't do this
life without you!

478
00:15:31,055 --> 00:15:33,224
Beef!

479
00:15:33,225 --> 00:15:34,933
[? ethereal music playing]

480
00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:35,984
[groaning]

481
00:15:39,021 --> 00:15:40,481
All right. Let the show begin.

482
00:15:40,565 --> 00:15:42,525
Show me these
important moments.

483
00:15:42,608 --> 00:15:44,569
[shushes] You're missing it.

484
00:15:44,652 --> 00:15:45,987
There's one now.

485
00:15:46,070 --> 00:15:48,114
[? soft music playing]

486
00:15:48,197 --> 00:15:49,574
Nothing's happening.

487
00:15:49,657 --> 00:15:51,993
-Exactly. Beautiful, eh?
-[snaps fingers]

488
00:15:52,910 --> 00:15:54,036
[bell dings]

489
00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:56,080
-[Londra] Heya, Beef.
-Londra.

490
00:15:56,164 --> 00:15:57,665
-Dad!
-Hey, dad!

491
00:15:57,748 --> 00:15:59,083
-Dad.
-Hey. How's your...

492
00:15:59,084 --> 00:16:02,460
-[snaps fingers]
-Okay, Now watch this part, Dad.

493
00:16:02,461 --> 00:16:04,271
-[whooping on TV]
-[all laughing]

494
00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:05,680
[snaps fingers]

495
00:16:10,052 --> 00:16:11,102
[snaps fingers]

496
00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:16,601
-[chuckles]
-Hmm.

497
00:16:17,101 --> 00:16:18,151
[snaps fingers]

498
00:16:19,437 --> 00:16:20,487
[Moon fussing]

499
00:16:24,525 --> 00:16:26,402
And there they are.

500
00:16:26,403 --> 00:16:28,737
The most important
things you've done, Beef.

501
00:16:28,738 --> 00:16:29,906
Denny... I...

502
00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:31,282
I don't understand.

503
00:16:31,365 --> 00:16:33,159
Those weren't accomplishments.

504
00:16:33,242 --> 00:16:35,203
That was just me being me.

505
00:16:35,286 --> 00:16:36,336
There you go.

506
00:16:36,370 --> 00:16:37,788
I knew you'd figure it out.

507
00:16:37,872 --> 00:16:39,498
Oh, I see.

508
00:16:39,582 --> 00:16:41,959
The lesson
is that I've always thought

509
00:16:42,043 --> 00:16:44,295
I had to be a big
Alaskan superman

510
00:16:44,378 --> 00:16:45,713
to matter to Lone Moose,

511
00:16:45,796 --> 00:16:48,674
but, I matter
just because I'm me?

512
00:16:48,758 --> 00:16:50,760
[chuckles] Pretty corny, bud.

513
00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:51,893
So what?

514
00:16:51,894 --> 00:16:54,095
Beef, you put so much
pressure on yourself

515
00:16:54,096 --> 00:16:55,765
to do these extreme things.

516
00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:57,808
And today it almost killed me.

517
00:16:57,892 --> 00:16:58,942
Exactly.

518
00:16:58,976 --> 00:17:01,386
And it's the little things,
even the nothings,

519
00:17:01,395 --> 00:17:02,855
that actually matter.

520
00:17:02,856 --> 00:17:04,231
That's why all those people

521
00:17:04,232 --> 00:17:05,732
are out there
on the mountainside,

522
00:17:05,733 --> 00:17:07,985
-in a snowstorm, looking for you.
-What?

523
00:17:08,069 --> 00:17:09,445
You'll see in just a minute.

524
00:17:09,528 --> 00:17:11,447
-[dings]
-[gasps] A halo.

525
00:17:11,530 --> 00:17:13,032
Bye, best friend.

526
00:17:13,115 --> 00:17:14,659
[? dramatic music playing]

527
00:17:14,742 --> 00:17:16,285
Wake up now, okay?

528
00:17:18,246 --> 00:17:19,997
Huh? Oh, God.

529
00:17:20,081 --> 00:17:21,249
Oh, no.

530
00:17:21,332 --> 00:17:23,542
Moose on me.

531
00:17:23,626 --> 00:17:25,670
[grunting]

532
00:17:25,753 --> 00:17:27,088
[weakly] Help.

533
00:17:27,171 --> 00:17:28,506
Help!

534
00:17:28,589 --> 00:17:29,639
Damn it!

535
00:17:29,674 --> 00:17:31,759
Well, at least I can die

536
00:17:31,842 --> 00:17:33,678
knowing I did
the little things.

537
00:17:33,761 --> 00:17:34,811
Oh, my God!

538
00:17:34,845 --> 00:17:36,681
The little thing I did!

539
00:17:36,764 --> 00:17:37,814
[grunting]

540
00:17:40,434 --> 00:17:42,364
[? card playing]
? Thank you frailty... ?

541
00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:44,146
Wait. Do you hear that?

542
00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:46,566
[gasps] I know that voice.

543
00:17:46,649 --> 00:17:48,776
? Thank you, thank you- ?

544
00:17:48,777 --> 00:17:50,694
-[all grunting]
-Beef Tobin for shoveling

545
00:17:50,695 --> 00:17:52,505
-our driveway.
-Dad! You're alive!

546
00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:53,948
And suffocating!

547
00:17:54,031 --> 00:17:55,081
Everybody, come on!

548
00:17:55,082 --> 00:17:57,033
We gotta pull this
motherscratching moose

549
00:17:57,034 --> 00:17:59,370
off my motherscratching dad!

550
00:17:59,453 --> 00:18:00,997
[crowd grunting]

551
00:18:02,456 --> 00:18:04,667
[all grunting]

552
00:18:05,293 --> 00:18:06,586
I'm stuck, huh?

553
00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:08,421
That's okay, Dad.

554
00:18:08,504 --> 00:18:09,964
We'll figure it out.

555
00:18:10,047 --> 00:18:13,217
Yeah, we can, uh, just have our
family dinners here.

556
00:18:13,301 --> 00:18:15,136
I'm sorry I got
myself into this.

557
00:18:15,219 --> 00:18:16,269
If I live,

558
00:18:16,304 --> 00:18:17,722
I promise I won't try

559
00:18:17,805 --> 00:18:19,390
to be a superman anymore.

560
00:18:19,473 --> 00:18:21,058
I'll just be a regular man.

561
00:18:21,142 --> 00:18:22,192
Don't worry, Beef.

562
00:18:22,268 --> 00:18:23,477
I'm calling for help.

563
00:18:23,478 --> 00:18:25,353
We're gonna need
something pretty powerful

564
00:18:25,354 --> 00:18:27,164
to haul this monstrosity
off of you.

565
00:18:27,231 --> 00:18:28,608
[thudding]

566
00:18:30,318 --> 00:18:32,028
[Wolf] What in the ever-loving

567
00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:34,780
Evelyn's Favorite Pasta
is that?

568
00:18:34,864 --> 00:18:36,824
[Jerry on comms]
Attention zombies!

569
00:18:36,907 --> 00:18:38,743
Everyone lay down
on the ground.

570
00:18:38,826 --> 00:18:41,662
and we will begin
smushing immediately.

571
00:18:41,746 --> 00:18:43,289
-Jerry?
-[hatch clanging]

572
00:18:43,372 --> 00:18:44,457
Honeybee?

573
00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:45,666
Well, well, well.

574
00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:47,877
Looks like
there's more survivors.

575
00:18:47,878 --> 00:18:49,544
Aunt Dirt,
thank God you're here.

576
00:18:49,545 --> 00:18:51,589
Or should I say,
"Tank God you're here."

577
00:18:51,672 --> 00:18:52,882
We need you to save Dad.

578
00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:54,175
What's in it for me?

579
00:18:57,553 --> 00:18:58,971
[all cheering]

580
00:19:00,806 --> 00:19:03,816
And the tank can bring all of that
moose meat back into town!

581
00:19:04,894 --> 00:19:06,687
[Aunt Dirt] Uh-oh. Look out!

582
00:19:06,771 --> 00:19:08,856
-She's backing up.
-No, no, no.

583
00:19:08,939 --> 00:19:10,749
-[squelching]
-[crowd groaning]

584
00:19:10,941 --> 00:19:11,991
Yikes.

585
00:19:12,068 --> 00:19:14,320
Sorry. I got a discount
on this baby

586
00:19:14,403 --> 00:19:16,697
because it randomly
shifts into reverse.

587
00:19:16,781 --> 00:19:18,532
It also randomly fires. But-

588
00:19:18,533 --> 00:19:19,991
-[tank fires]
-[all screaming]

589
00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:21,077
[loud crash]

590
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,703
That's my girl.

591
00:19:23,788 --> 00:19:25,039
[on TV] Hello!

592
00:19:25,122 --> 00:19:26,707
[all laughing]

593
00:19:26,791 --> 00:19:28,361
-[knock at door]
-[Wolf] Hmm?

594
00:19:29,460 --> 00:19:31,295
-Oh, hey, Mayor.
-Hey, Beef.

595
00:19:31,296 --> 00:19:33,129
Since you missed out
on that moose meat,

596
00:19:33,130 --> 00:19:36,467
I brought you four roadkill squirrels
from my deep freeze.

597
00:19:36,550 --> 00:19:38,844
And some other folks
decided to stop by

598
00:19:38,928 --> 00:19:40,678
with other dead
animal offerings.

599
00:19:40,721 --> 00:19:42,014
I didn't have roadkill,

600
00:19:42,098 --> 00:19:44,141
so I wrapped up
some Slim Jims.

601
00:19:44,225 --> 00:19:46,227
[Wolf] Wow, Dad,
you know what they say.

602
00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:49,438
"No man is a failure
if he has friends...

603
00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:51,524
"who bring him
a bunch of roadkill."

604
00:19:51,525 --> 00:19:53,858
I think I've officially
been in Alaska too long

605
00:19:53,859 --> 00:19:55,568
'cause none of this
seems weird to me.

606
00:19:55,569 --> 00:19:56,654
Dibs on the deer.

607
00:19:56,737 --> 00:19:58,364
And the elk. And the bear.

608
00:19:58,447 --> 00:20:00,157
Let's invite everyone in

609
00:20:00,241 --> 00:20:02,493
and I'll make my famous
seven meats cake.

610
00:20:02,494 --> 00:20:04,703
Great idea. I'll provide
the entertainment.

611
00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:06,247
And would you look at that?

612
00:20:06,330 --> 00:20:09,959
My pan flute happens to be right in
my pocket. [chuckles]

613
00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:11,669
[? flute playing melody]

614
00:20:14,630 --> 00:20:16,966
Oh, I can't believe
I almost forgot to stare

615
00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:20,803
in wild wonder at Alaska's majesty
while whispering "hot dog."

616
00:20:24,849 --> 00:20:26,142
Hot Dog.

617
00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:30,438
[singing] ? Thank you, India ?

618
00:20:30,521 --> 00:20:33,065
? Thank you, terror ?

619
00:20:33,149 --> 00:20:37,653
? Thank you, disillusionment ?

620
00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:40,114
? Thank you, frailty ?

621
00:20:40,948 --> 00:20:43,367
? Thank you, consequence ?

622
00:20:43,451 --> 00:20:44,827
? Thank you ?

623
00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:48,122
? Thank you, silence ?

624
00:20:49,540 --> 00:20:53,711
? The moment I let go of it ?

625
00:20:53,794 --> 00:20:55,546
? Was the moment ?

626
00:20:55,629 --> 00:21:00,134
? I got more than
I could handle ?

627
00:21:00,217 --> 00:21:03,888
? The moment
I jumped off of it ?

628
00:21:04,513 --> 00:21:09,101
? Was the moment
I touched down ?

629
00:21:09,685 --> 00:21:12,062
? Thank you, India ?

630
00:21:12,146 --> 00:21:14,315
? Thank you, providence ?

631
00:21:14,899 --> 00:21:19,653
? Thank you, disillusionment ?

632
00:21:19,737 --> 00:21:22,072
? Thank you, nothingness ?

633
00:21:22,656 --> 00:21:24,742
? Thank you, clarity ?

634
00:21:25,326 --> 00:21:31,916
? Thank you, Beef Tobin
for shoveling our driveway ?

635
00:21:31,966 --> 00:21:36,516
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